
The Chipmonk is a celibate, religious rodent. How they reproduce, nobody knows.
The Chipmonk was suggested by @gazneal. You can contribute your idea for a single letter mutation beast here.
For this design adapted for BLACK t-shirts, click here.

The Chipmonk is a celibate, religious rodent. How they reproduce, nobody knows.
The Chipmonk was suggested by @gazneal. You can contribute your idea for a single letter mutation beast here.
For this design adapted for BLACK t-shirts, click here.




My partner in crime Kris has pointed out to me that I have been banging out a cartoon pretty much every weekend for two years now (this started about 10 months before the blog did). Since I went into colour, the cartoons are taking a lot longer to do. They used to take me about 4-8 hours (all in) and now it can be as many as 15 hours. Kris timed me. I had no idea how long I was spending. I get VERY absorbed.
This is, in truth, a good thing. It’s because I am trying to keep improving my skills and make the artwork better and better. However, it is tipping my family-work-house-hobby balance out of whack. Especially as I am now partly back at work. Kris has pointed out to me that I am going to burn out if I don’t take five and make a plan. I also want a bit of time for another unrelated project that needs finishing. If this were a “proper job”, I’d have booked and taken some holidays in this time.
I have decided to have a full fortnight’s off and return freah as a daisy with a Yorkshire Day special at the start of August.
During that time, I am going to decide whether to go back to doing some of my cartoons in black and white, or whether to reduce my posting frequency slightly. Whichever will mean I can keep cartooning in a sustained way and keep my readers on board. I welcome your thoughts on this.
Please let me know if there are any favourite deities you would like to see a re-run of in these weeks.
Thank you for all your ongoing support for my idol scribblings. It would never have come this far, or even existed without you. You folks mean the world to me.

The Fountain Goat is the Capricorn of the Matterhorn.
(Beware. It may give you a water butt.)
The Fountain Goat was suggested by Bill Johnston of Facebook. You can contribute your idea for a single letter mutation beast here.
For this design adapted for BLACK t-shirts, click here.





The Battlesnake is a ridiculously well armed serpent.
The Battlesnake was suggested by @AHappyHiveling of Twitter. You can contribute your idea for a single letter mutation beast here.



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The most muscular of the aquatic crustaceans. Often seen kicking sand in the faces of shrimps.
The King Brawn was suggested by @AHappyHiveling of Twitter. You can contribute your idea for a single letter mutation beast here.
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“Pull my fin!”
(You don’t want to stand downstream of one as it deflates!)
The Gufferfish was suggested by @puggle18 of Twitter. You can contribute your idea for a single letter mutation beast here.





Similar to a hippopotamus, but lighter. © H.Hudson-Lee 2020
Zippopotamus was suggested by @SmithRamparts of Twitter. You can suggest your idea for a single letter mutation beast here.
Thanks to RedBubble you can purchase a fantastic range of clothing and gifts with this artwork HERE.






This airborne mammal is seldom given.
The Flying Fux was suggested by @High_Command of Twitter. You can suggest your idea for a single letter mutation beast here.
Thanks to RedBubble, now you CAN give a Flying Fux. They make great gifts! You can purchase a fantastic range of clothing and acessories with this artwork HERE.







This non-native species is a stranger on our shores. Its distinctive mating call sounds like a clarinet. The Bilkworm never pays for fuel. (c) H. Hudson-Lee 2020
Bilkworm was suggested by @AHappyHiveling of Twitter. You can suggest your idea for a single letter mutation beast here.
Thanks to RedBubble you can purchase a fantastic range of clothing and gifts with this artwork HERE.





